Deep in the redwoods, Sasquatch doesn't wear jewelry. Mostly because nobody makes a chain big enough for his neck. But if he did, this would be the one.
The Alpha Squatch Dog Tag Necklace features a bold black-and-silver wilderness design with a fierce Sasquatch, towering pines, rugged mountain peaks, and the unmistakable Alpha Squatch footprint. Paired with a classic ball chain, it's built for anyone who'd rather carry a little piece of the wild than wear something boring.
Wear it around your neck, hang it from your backpack, keep it with your outdoor gear, or give it to the Bigfoot believer in your life who still insists that blurry photograph was definitely real.
Why does Sasquatch think you should have one?
"Because I've spent 147 years avoiding cameras. The least you can do is wear my good side."
Whether you're hiking the trails, sitting around a campfire, heading into town, or just trying to look slightly more prepared for a mysterious disappearance into the wilderness, this dog tag lets everyone know exactly where you stand:
You believe in staying wild, living bold, and never trusting a man who says he's never heard something strange in the woods.
Alpha Squatch — Stay Wild. Live Bold. Remain Unconfirmed.
Deep in the redwoods, Sasquatch doesn't wear jewelry. Mostly because nobody makes a chain big enough for his neck. But if he did, this would be the one.
The Alpha Squatch Dog Tag Necklace features a bold black-and-silver wilderness design with a fierce Sasquatch, towering pines, rugged mountain peaks, and the unmistakable Alpha Squatch footprint. Paired with a classic ball chain, it's built for anyone who'd rather carry a little piece of the wild than wear something boring.
Wear it around your neck, hang it from your backpack, keep it with your outdoor gear, or give it to the Bigfoot believer in your life who still insists that blurry photograph was definitely real.
Why does Sasquatch think you should have one?
"Because I've spent 147 years avoiding cameras. The least you can do is wear my good side."
Whether you're hiking the trails, sitting around a campfire, heading into town, or just trying to look slightly more prepared for a mysterious disappearance into the wilderness, this dog tag lets everyone know exactly where you stand:
You believe in staying wild, living bold, and never trusting a man who says he's never heard something strange in the woods.
Alpha Squatch — Stay Wild. Live Bold. Remain Unconfirmed.