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Warning: This sticker may cause strangers to smile, nod approvingly, and suddenly develop an uncontrollable urge to go camping.
Built for those who'd rather spend the weekend around a campfire than in a shopping mall, the Alpha Squatch bumper sticker lets everyone behind you know exactly where your priorities are: mountains, forests, coffee, and staying just wild enough to keep life interesting.
Printed with vibrant, high-resolution artwork featuring the Alpha Squatch himself standing watch over an epic alpine sunset, this premium sticker looks just as good on your truck, SUV, camper, trailer, gun safe, cooler, toolbox, or garage fridge as it does cruising down a dusty forest road.
Whether you're headed into the backcountry or just surviving another Monday morning commute, this sticker reminds the world to...
Stay Wild. Live Bold.
Premium weather-resistant vinyl
Fade and UV resistant for long-lasting color
Strong adhesive for vehicles, coolers, toolboxes, campers, and more
Durable laminated finish resists scratches and the elements
Large 4" × 10" size for maximum visibility
Let's be honest...
You could buy one of those tiny stick-figure family decals.
Or...
You could slap a eight-foot-tall legend on your bumper and let everyone know your vehicle has a better chance of spotting Sasquatch than seeing a shopping cart.
This isn't just a bumper sticker.
It's a personality test.
If someone honks because they love it... they're your kind of people.
If they don't... they probably iron their socks.
"Life's too short to drive boring trucks. Throw this sticker on your bumper and remember... if someone claims they saw Bigfoot crossing the road, just smile and keep driving. We never said it wasn't me."
Warning: This sticker may cause strangers to smile, nod approvingly, and suddenly develop an uncontrollable urge to go camping.
Built for those who'd rather spend the weekend around a campfire than in a shopping mall, the Alpha Squatch bumper sticker lets everyone behind you know exactly where your priorities are: mountains, forests, coffee, and staying just wild enough to keep life interesting.
Printed with vibrant, high-resolution artwork featuring the Alpha Squatch himself standing watch over an epic alpine sunset, this premium sticker looks just as good on your truck, SUV, camper, trailer, gun safe, cooler, toolbox, or garage fridge as it does cruising down a dusty forest road.
Whether you're headed into the backcountry or just surviving another Monday morning commute, this sticker reminds the world to...
Stay Wild. Live Bold.
Premium weather-resistant vinyl
Fade and UV resistant for long-lasting color
Strong adhesive for vehicles, coolers, toolboxes, campers, and more
Durable laminated finish resists scratches and the elements
Large 4" × 10" size for maximum visibility
Let's be honest...
You could buy one of those tiny stick-figure family decals.
Or...
You could slap a eight-foot-tall legend on your bumper and let everyone know your vehicle has a better chance of spotting Sasquatch than seeing a shopping cart.
This isn't just a bumper sticker.
It's a personality test.
If someone honks because they love it... they're your kind of people.
If they don't... they probably iron their socks.
"Life's too short to drive boring trucks. Throw this sticker on your bumper and remember... if someone claims they saw Bigfoot crossing the road, just smile and keep driving. We never said it wasn't me."